The Political Primary Season is over and it's time to get in the ring. While it's true that I love sports, I've become even more interested in politics in recent years...And who could blame me? The utter debauchery, better known as the Bush Administration, has systematically screwed nearly all of us over the past 8 years...Pulling the wool over the eyes of the legions of sheep-like Americans that chose to drink the White House Kool-Aid, subsequently allowing the piss-filled pitcher, "W" to crash through the walls and pillars of prosperity that the Clinton years seemed to build for us...OH YEAH!You're damn right I'm going to take interest in this election. I'm only one vote, but at least I can make my voice heard and use this space to rant and rave about my views on politics and my utter disbelief at the direction of this country...
In fact...I may be going out on a limb here, but...After watching the debates and many television interviews...I truly feel that John McCain is a Robot (or "Botic" as I've nicknamed him)...Programmed to convince the same idiots that voted to put Bush in office the past 8 years to vote for him to continue his policies...All you need to do is watch the way he moves and speaks and you'll be convinced...He walks upright and stiff...His arms barely move...he talks out of the side of his mouth...He pounds on podiums, waives his arms and fists around like a dictator, telling the sheep "We will never surrender"...? The fact of the matter is that he offers nothing new to the American people...As Barack Obama has said, he's running to carry out a Bush third term.
It's so obvious. The guy has admitted on camera that he doesn't know how to use a computer...His temper has been called into question...and he's been busted numerous times "Flip-Flopping" (a GOP favorite term) on his exit strategy for the war and his support of Bush's policies...His latest comebacks? He says Obama is running for a second term of Jimmy Carter....? Uh, Botic...most of the folks that support Obama probably weren't even alive during his presidency you dumb ass, but nice try. Oh, and his latest commercial is priceless...Waxing on about how he doesn't like war? And the relevancy of the Grandpa that died the day after he returned is...? I'm puzzled by this.
To hedge the horrible possibility that this man may be elected President, I may need to pick up an "Old Glory" policy...Robots, and especially this Botic model has been known to eat old people's medicine for fuel...err maybe that was the gas bag drug addict Rush...? Can't remember. Either way, robots can strike at any time and when they grab your wool with their metal claws...you can't break free. If this guy gets elected...I'm moving...out of the country.
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